Television
Written by Ben Pogany
13 seasons after Cartmen, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny first entered our living rooms, South Park continues to be one of the most brilliant, provocative, and downright hilarious shows on tv. After sifting through 195 episodes, here are Definitive Dose's picks for the 30 most awesomely hilarious moments thus far.
- $3.50--Watch Clip
- Dey Tuk er Jobs! -- Watch Clip
- Stupid Mongorians! -- Watch Clip
- Scott Tennerman Eats Cartman's Chili con Carne -- Watch Clip
- "People Who Annoy You" -- Watch Clip
- Kyle's Mom's A Bitch--Watch Clip
- Trapped in the Closet -- Watch Clip
- Tacos and Burritos -- Watch Clip
- A Lonely Jew On Christmas-- Watch Clip
- Lemiwinks -- Watch Clip
- Kanye is a Gay Fish, Yo-- Watch Clip
- "Whateva, I Do What I Want!"-- Watch Clip
- Mr. Jefferson's Slumber Party -- Watch Clip
- "Towelie, You're The Worst Character Ever" -- Watch Clip
- Chocolate Salty Balls -- Watch Clip
- Cartman's Dry Balls Dream -- Watch Clip
- Montage! -- Watch Clip
- Cartman Takes The Passion Too Far- Watch Clip
- Professor Chaos Goes Anime- Watch Clip
- Randy Chases The Dragon -- Watch Clip
- "They Put A Little Suit On Him!"--Watch Clip
- "Stick Your Finger In My Thresher"- Watch Clip
- Cripple Fight!! -- Watch Clip
- Cartmen Sings Poker Face- Watch Clip
- World of Warcraft- Watch Clip
- "No Kitty This Is My Pot Pie!"- Watch Clip
- Jew Gold- Watch Clip
- Chef Returns- Watch Clip
- Butt Faces -- Watch Clip
- Douche and a Turd Sandwich-- Watch Clip
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- Will Ferrell (1995 - 2002)-Maybe a bit of a controversial choice to some, but for 7 years, Ferrell was the glue that held the entire show together. His Alex Trebek may be the funniest reoccuring sketch ever, and his W. Bu
sh, James Lipton, and Harry Caray renditions are unforgettable. - Phil Hartman (1986 - 1994)
- Darrell Hammond (1995 - 2009)- His fourteen seasons is by far the longest running tenure in the history of the show. Darrell has been the go-to guy for political impressions, playing everyone from Bill Clinton and John McCain to Dick Cheney and Bill O'Reily. However, nothing can top his Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy. "The Rapist for 500, Alex!"
- Chris Farley (1990 - 1995)-Living in the van down by the river in the sky.
- John Belushi (1975 - 1979)
- Dan Aykroyd (1975 - 1979)-Beldar Conehead, Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute, and one wild and crazy guy.
- Dana Carvey (1986 - 1993)-One of SNL's greatest impressionists, Carvey nailed it with Bush I, Ross Perot, and Johnny Carson. His Church Lady and Garth Algar characters are also legendary.
- Adam Sandler (1991 - 1995) Opera Man, Canteen Boy
- Bill Murray (1977 - 1980)
- Chris Rock (1990 - 1993)
- Eddie Murphy (1980 - 1984) Mr. Robinson, Buckwheat, Gumby
- Tim Meadows (1991 - 2000)-The token black guy of the 90's, Meadows' best work has to be for Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man
- Chevy Chase (1975 - 1976)-Also a 9-time host, more than any other former cast-memeber
- Kevin Nealon (1986 - 1995)-Arguably the gold-standard of Weekend Update hosts.
- Mike Myers (1989 - 1995)
- Norm Macdonald (1993 - 1998)-Another top-notch Weekend Update host. Norm also hit it out of the park as Burt Reynolds and Bob Dole.
- Molly Shannon (1995 - 2001)- Superstar!
- Chris Kattan (1996 - 2003)-Mr. Peepers, Mango
- Tracy Morgan (1996 - 2003)-Brian Fellow's Safari Planet, Uncle Jemima, Tracy also played a mean Star Jones.
- David Spade (1990 - 1996)
- Gilda Radner (1975 - 1980)
- Tina Fey (2000 - 2006)-A staple of Weekend Update. Her greatest moment may have come with her Sarah Palin cameos, for which she won a well-deserved Emmy.
- Jon Lovitz (1985 - 1990)
- Garrett Morris (1975 - 1980)
- Jane Curtin (1975 - 1980)
- Horatio Sanz (1998 - 2006)
- Jim Breuer (1995 - 1998)
- Chris Parnell (1998 - 2006)
- Amy Poehler (2001 - 2008)
- Andy Samberg (2005 - present)-His digital shorts alone (Lazy Morning, Dick in a Box, Mother Lover...) are good enough to squeeze him into the top 30.
Notes: Though Steve Martin is a frequent host (15 appearances is good for the most ever), he has never actually been a cast-member on the show. Other notable hosts include Alec Baldwin (14), John Goodman (12), Tom Hanks (8), and Christopher Walken (7).
